Rob Lowe, celebrity and actor, has reported that Peyton Manning is planning on retiring from the NFL.  This would seem reasonable, since Peyton has nothing left to prove, his health seems fragile, and further damage to his neck may lead to health problems or even paralysis.  However, this may be a contract negotiation tactic, with Peyton threatening to retire unless he gets traded or awarded his 28 million dollar bonus.  No word yet from the twitter accounts of Emilio Estevez and Charlie Sheen.

http://deadspin.com/5877269/peyton-manning-will-retire-today-reports-rob-lowe